If you are a roll-outta-bed, minimal effort made kinda girl like me, then there are certain things that we hear on a regular basis. It’s not to say that I don’t like makeup or beauty things, I love them! I just can’t be dealing with it every single day of my life. My standard look: hair down, 10 minute makeup routine; au naturale is an understatement.
‘You look tired.’ No, everyone looks tired underneath. You’re just noticing it on me because I haven’t been bothered to do an extensive cover up job this morning.
‘OMG I didn’t even recognise you.’ This is not meant as an insult but when you eventually do make a bit of an effort then you probably will get this.
‘I think I’ll wear tights today.’ Because who has time to shave their legs every other day?!
‘Let’s take one more.’ FYI the no-makeup look doesn’t always translate well in selfies. Infact, if you are next to contoured and Kylie-lip-kitted goddesses then you will look like a pot plant in comparison.
‘I wish I had the confidence to go out without makeup.’ Nah, you mean laziness.
‘What’s your foundation, it’s so natural!’ Erm, it’s called No Foundation.
‘Maybe I’ll wear highlighter as it’s a special occasion.’ I know how to push the boat out.
‘Do you wear flipflops even in winter?’ Okay, let’s get this straight. I will wear flipflops as long as I possibly can. 1) they don’t require matching to an outfit. 2) they don’t require socks.
‘Have you heard about Beauty Blenders or *insert other mainstream product which has been around for ages here*?’ Yes, I have. I don’t live under a rock. I actually have one. I just can’t be bothered every… – we’ve been through this already.
‘Do you have sensitive skin?‘ NO I JUST CBA TO DO MY MAKEUP EVERY DAY K???
‘How come your hair is wet? Is it raining outside?’ Naaaah I just washed it this morning and this job doesn’t warrant a full blow dry. Soz.
AND FINALLY. THE HOLY GRAIL. THE NUMBER ONE MOST FAMILIAR SENTENCE WHEN YOUR A LOW MAINTENCE KINDA GIRL:
‘PLEEEEEAAASSEE can I do your makeup?!!!!!’ Oh Lord.
Girls, tell me I’m not alone here?!